the signs as essential school supplies

aries: large textbooks. to smack stupid hoes with
taurus: fuckboy repellent spray
gemini: phone + charger
cancer: those 64 pack crayons with the built in sharpener. those bitches with the 12 pack wanna be you
leo: a box of kleenex for u to wipe away ur tears. ur gonna need it
virgo: pain relievers for those killer headaches u will inevitably get
libra: colorful pens. not that basic blue and black shit
scorpio: a shopping cart full of gum
sagittarius: a water bottle filled with vodka
capricorn: a scissor so u can cut bitches
aquarius: earbuds, u can't go to school without them
pisces: a pillow for nap time