the signs during a fist fight

aries: "accidentally" kills opponent
taurus: throws refrigerator but saves the food
gemini: uses knowledge of physics and telekinesis to defeat opponent
cancer: cries and makes opponent feel guilty to win
leo: no fists involved. completely verbal. throws insults around like there's no tomorrow. opponent flees in tears.
virgo: negotiates a truce somehow
libra: brings all of their friends to help
scorpio: goes completely INSANE and gets opponent sent to intensive care
sagittarius: loses
capricorn: bribes opponent and if unsuccessful, runs
aquarius: tries to throw a few punches then plays dead
pisces: doesn't even show up smh